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Telemarketer = DEATH +_+; [17 Oct 2004|05:23pm]

acerbicreality
[ mood | angry ]

NOTE: The fucker asked for her real name.

Call #1:
Telemarketer: Hello, can I please speak with [ ROOMIE ]? (He's Indian, btw. Very poor English.)
Me: Who is this?
Telemarketer: My name is _________. *Hears telemarketing noises in background*
Me: What do you want to talk to her for?
Telemarketer: I want to *gibberish*
Me: A-hah. *Hangs up*

Call #2
Telemarketer: Hello, can I please speak with [ ROOMIE ]? (Same guy)
Me: No, you can not. *Hangs up*

Call #3
Telemarketer: Hello, can I please speak with [ ROOMIE ]? (Still the same guy)
Me: What the fuck do you want? Who the hell is this?
Telemarketer: Can I Speak with [ ROOMIE ]?
Me: NO! You can't fucking speak with her. Stop fucking calling!
Telemarketer: Why can't I speak with her?
Me: Because you're a fucking telemarketer! Leave us the FUCK ALONE.
Telemarketer: How do you know I'm a telemarketer? Who told you?
Me: I can hear the shit in the background! Don't fucking call here anymore!
Telemarketer: You're too smart.
Me: Don't ever call here again. *hangs up*

Call #4
Telemarketer: Hello, can I please speak with [ ROOMIE ]? (STILL THE SAME FUCKER!)
Me: What the fuck!? Stop calling here, fucker! Do you not understand that she does not want to fucking speak to you? What do I have to do to get you to understand this? Do I have to shove a fucking fork up your ass to get you to understand that we DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU? STOP. CALLING. *Hangs up*

Call #5
Telemarketer: Hello can I speak with [ ROOMIE ]? (Still. The. Same. Fucking. Guy.)
Me: You know. What's your number? Can I call YOU when it's inconvenient for you? What's your name? Why don't you give me your phone number so I can call you when you don't want me to? What the hell is wrong with you? Stop calling! *Hangs up*

Call #6
Telemarketer: Hello, can I speak with [ ROOMIE ]? (SLKFJ)
Me: What company are you calling from?
Telemarketer: *gibberish*
Me: Hold on a sec. *Gets a pen* Okay. What company? Spell it out.
Telemarketer: [*spells out roomie's name*]
Me: NO. WHAT. COMPANY? Put us on your don't call list and never call here again.
Telemarketer: [Roomie].
Me: Don't ever call here again.

Call #7
Telemarketer: Hello can I speak with [ ROOMIE ]? (lkfsdlajfksjdkfwtf)
Me: Okay, that's it. If you call back again, we're reporting you to the FTC. You are bound by the UCC. That's the Universal Commission Code. You are not to fucking call a consumer if they request that they are not supposed to be called. We're gonna report your ass and the FTC will shut you down. And then you won't have a fucking job. SO DONT CALL AGAIN, got it fucker? And--- *he hangs up*

>.>

*Stares at phone like it has 10 heads*

He better not call again.

EDIT: I should've said "Sugizo's Spank Your Juice, how may I help you? Would you like to be SPANKED today?"

Or I should've just quoted him: "Hey!! Spank spank spank your monkey, oh my baby, suck my juice!!!"

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CRIPPLED MARSHMALLOWS WITH DIE CHEEKBONES [02 Jun 2004|04:42pm]

insumatt
[ mood | HAHAHAHOLIHAEG:YSEG ]

December Whisper: man this sucks. when i am a little old wrinkled lady im gonna be in a little motorized wheelchair
Tomori Doihara: XDDDDDDDDDD
Tomori Doihara: you wont ;P
December Whisper: +_o
December Whisper: i wont be a little old lady in a motorized wheelchair?
Tomori Doihara: ya
December Whisper: hahahah
December Whisper: yeah, my wheelchair will fly
Tomori Doihara: only if you sit around on yer ass all day and let it become that way
Tomori Doihara: xD AHAHSTLGalgkajsdf
Tomori Doihara: motorized flying one ya?
Tomori Doihara: XD
December Whisper: HOVER CHAIR
Tomori Doihara: 8DDDDDDDDDDD
December Whisper: hahah i'll be cool
Tomori Doihara: ~8D~
December Whisper: it'll have lights too
Tomori Doihara: flashing ones
Tomori Doihara: blinking ones
Tomori Doihara: you'll be a casino on wheels and wings
December Whisper: YES
December Whisper: HAHHA
Tomori Doihara: 8DDD pachinkooo
Tomori Doihara: >D
December Whisper: *snorts*
Tomori Doihara: everyone will be like THERE GOES THAT OLD LADY
December Whisper: flying marshmallow
Tomori Doihara: O right
Tomori Doihara: there goes that wrinkly old marshmallow!
December Whisper: HAHAHA
December Whisper: STALE MARSHMALLOW
Tomori Doihara: you'll be like
Tomori Doihara: OMGWTFK *zooms around* OMG I LOOK JUST LIKE DIE OMG OMGOMG
Tomori Doihara: *zoomzoom*
December Whisper: HAHHAHA SHUT UP
Tomori Doihara: >D YOU WILL
Tomori Doihara: youll be like
Tomori Doihara: I HAVE HIS CHEEKBONES EXACTLY NOW!
Tomori Doihara: >D
Tomori Doihara: as you have like, no face left
Tomori Doihara: and only the cheekbones
Tomori Doihara: >D mwahahaa
December Whisper: HAhAHAH OMFG YOU ARE EVIIIIIL~~!!
Tomori Doihara: >8D
December Whisper: i'd kick you but im a cripple
Tomori Doihara: >D *kicks you instead* HEEE
Tomori Doihara: 8> yah i'm evil
December Whisper: *flails w/one leg*
Tomori Doihara: *DIES LAUGHING* XD

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:O!!!! [26 Apr 2004|02:10am]

acerbicreality
MY ROOMIE
IS A MUSICAL
GENIUS
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[14 Apr 2004|04:22pm]

insumatt
[ mood | amused ]

a discussion about roleplay characters... leads to... the revelation... that KRYSTAL IS TRULY THE SHORT AND PSYCHO MIDGETMARSHMALLOWCHAN!!!!!!!!! MWAAAHAAA!!!!

cliquez ici - how many azns does it take to change a lightbulb? XB more than one, if you're Krystal!Collapse )

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dfdf *brainmelt* [08 Apr 2004|06:57am]

acerbicreality
[ mood | deadtiredfuckingholyshit ]

officially declared deceased at 6:56 AM.

yes.

DEAD ON ARRIVAL!!!! DOA!!!!DOADOADOADFd . DDO.o

.voO_o.

,rodrs. this is me.. after no sleep. . . .FUCKING SEWING. Dfkjdf. . . . . adi sleeping in my bed. >.> look so comfy. ;___; i want sleep. V_______V no sleep for ME... sorafld...fida. SR.d *dead*

6 more buttons. FUCKING BUTTONS MOTHERFUCKERS..............................arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no moozik either...............
ghrad.


rd.

incoherent.

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CRAZYY!!!! Attack of 48 Hour KADISTAL! [08 Apr 2004|01:50am]

acerbicreality
[ mood | FUCKING crazy Like whoadfsfd shahah xD ]

Adi and I are fucking CRAZY.

Because we BOTH have insane amounts of work to do, we have decided... TO PULL AN ALL NIGHTER because we're fucking INSANEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

I will be sew sew sewing and Adi will be sew sew sewing and we will sew each other to the wall and die a horrible death and aldsfjaslkfjasf XDDD okay this is me, at 1:49 AM, completely RETARDED and braindead. XDDDDDDDD hrherhehrhre :D

^____^ This shall be post #1 of the 48 hour log. we're going to annoy you so much, we'll be posting like mad. XDD hehehe. okay... i feel like im on CRACK. (And maybe I am?!?!?!?!? :O)

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Toshiya and... KYO!?!?!??!?!?!?! [PREVIEW] [07 Apr 2004|02:07am]

acerbicreality
[ mood | bouncy ]


More?!?!Collapse )
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OOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [06 Apr 2004|06:25pm]

acerbicreality
[ mood | bouncy ]

ADI IS WRITING COOL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SURVEYHSRUSRHSFUahrdosKDREWEOITUSDK34 :D [05 Apr 2004|01:56am]

acerbicreality
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
New American comes on "strong" with an "ambitious

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Kuri: Bed sheet serving as curtain.
Adi: MIDGET-CHAN 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Kuri: I watch TV?
Adi: @w@ we're getting one next weekend :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
1:45

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
1:46

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Kuri: Adi's hURR Hurr HURR
Adi: SILENCE OF THE MIDGET

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Kuri: Before, to take out the trash
Adi: Yesterday! Groceries

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Kuri: I'm using SEMAGIC. I am COOL. (LJ friends list)
Adi: H's Livejournal

9: What are you wearing?
Kuri: 101 Dalmations t -shirt and gray pants
Adi: gray sweatpants, butterfly raglan shirt

10: Did you dream last night?
Both: Duh.

11: When did you last laugh?
Kuri: RIGHT NOW
Adi: BAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <-- see here

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Meev and Silver Ash

13: Seen anything weird lately?
Kuri: Adi's Egyptian dance to Wolfsheim XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Adi: m3333dg333t BD

14: What do you think of this quiz?
It's FUNN!!~

15: What is the last film you saw?
The one with Kazuki Nicholas Tse in it.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Adi: hurr...
Kuri: *___* >.> Shikuei

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Kuri: I am a Marshmallow :D.
Adi: I KNOW HOW EGYPTIANS DANCE B|
Both: BAHAHAHAHAHHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Adi has now moved into Kuri's room.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Kuri: Give everyone a penis.
Adi: Become Doi

19: Do you like to dance?
YARSH!!!

20: George Bush:
Kuri: DIE!!! (And unfortunately, not the guitarist.)
Adi: ..................................*MACHETE* (wow fierce<-kuri)

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kuri: Bing bing.
Adi: HURR (Get it?! HURR?)

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Kuri: Ding ding.
Adi: ...

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Kuri: Of course.
Adi: Why yes, in the land of KURL.
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ENOUGH WITH THE SPOONFEEDING XD! LETS SEE IF THE MIDGET CAN SHAKE AND BAKE! [30 Mar 2004|07:35pm]

insumatt
[ mood | scared ]

Adi: anyway
Adi: i decided
Adi: that you are going to read the directions and make shake & bake yourself
Krystal: okay
Adi: because if you cant do it
Adi: then thats sad.
Krystal: and then we eat on paper plates?
Adi: and i have faith in you
Adi: i think
Krystal: HAHA!
Krystal: XD
Adi: you need to worry about getting the chicken in the oven?
Adi: OKAY?
Krystal: i can do that.
Adi: forget about the goddamn PLATES xD as if that makes some difference
Adi: ;P so you say now
Adi: let's see you actually do it xD
Krystal: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Krystal: :P
Krystal: you want sweet buns too?
Adi: with shake & bake?
Adi: hell no xD
Krystal: (with shake and bake. haha xD)
Krystal: lmao, wasnt sure if you wanted it as desert or something
Krystal: we can have salad with the shake n bake
Adi: OMFG
Adi: FUCK THE PLATES AND SALAD
Adi: JUST GO MAKE IT
Adi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Krystal: okayaokayaoaksfayd!
Krystal: *fallsover*

>___> Verdict shall be posted later :X IF I'M ALIVE TO POST SAID VERDICT #_# You NEVER know what disaster the Shake & Bake might become, seeing as the tortellini ended up CRUNCHY.

CRUNCHY TORETELLINI?

Yeah.

FEAR FOR ME. :X

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hurr! faasto poosto *gibberishgwarble* [16 Mar 2004|08:45pm]

insumatt
[ mood | hurrr ]

Krystal just laughed so hard I thought she might lose a lung 8DDDDDD like HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA sounded painful XBBBBB And I could hear it all the way in here through the dense wall of Evanescence's strained tones.

8,,,,,D

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[06 Mar 2004|07:02pm]

insumatt
[ mood | hurrr ]

TESTING TESTING!!! XDDDDDD

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